Dear Local Post Office:
If you leave a pink slip on my door telling me a package will be there after 1PM, and then tell my representative to come back after 4PM without even checking whether the package is in the back or not
you rude bastards, my representative will not be very pleased with you. And they'll probably take out your incompetence on me. So please do me a favor and humor my representative, since it's probably in everyone's best interests that I myself am unable to visit you and give you a piece of my fist in your face mind. Oh, and handing them only one package when they come back at 4PM, when you and I both know I have two packages ready for pick up? Not cool.
We've been dancing to this same tune since 2003. Y'all already know I import a ton of stuff; if you're gonna charge me customs, just do it already so I can have my sweet sweet crack.
Speaking of people who should just do it already:
Anthony DiNozzo/Ziva David [NCIS]
I just want them to knock boots already so they can get it out of their system, realize whether or not they're right for each other and move on. The writers have been stringing us along for four seasons already; come on, even Gibbs and Jenny got some UST relief!
P.S. I don't really ship in NCIS fandom but if I had to choose, I'd probably go with Abby/McGee and Sam/G. Just throwing that out there.
# Day 21 - A pairing you like and no one else understands why?
# Day 22 - A pairing you hate and no one else understands why?
# Day 23 - A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out great?
# Day 24 - A crazy love triangle/quadrilateral that worked out badly?
# Day 25 - A pairing that was/would-be adorable, but could never work out?
# Day 26 - A pairing that you hated and ended up loving?
# Day 27 - A pairing that you loved and ended up hating?
# Day 28 - A pairing that you will never understand?
# Day 29 - What ship had the best proposal?
# Day 30 - Your favorite ship forever and ever and ever!