sing me something soft, sad, and delicate

I... just got back from a 5-hour drinking session with 3 other twenty-somethings having tipsy lively conversations about expectations in relationships, so I'm not even going to bother answering this one for fear of Freudian slips.

Also WTF, I wrote over 800 words for yesterday's question so I think an amnesty day is perfectly reasonable.

The rest of the days:
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